Unbelievable Johor Bahru Family Suite: Ocean Views & Sleeps 13!
Unbelievable Johor Bahru Family Suite: Ocean Views & Sleeps 13! – A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to dive headfirst into the whirlwind that is the Unbelievable Johor Bahru Family Suite: Ocean Views & Sleeps 13!. I'm talking a deep dive, not just a toe dip, into the good, the bad, and the slightly insane of this behemoth of a hotel room. Honestly, just reading "Sleeps 13!" should give you a clue. This wasn't a solo trip, let me tell you. This was a small army of a family.
Let's get this out of the way: We needed space. Like, a lot of space. And this suite… well, it's UNBELIEVABLE (as the name promises). Forget cramped hotel rooms; this felt closer to a small apartment building.
The Good Stuff – The “Wow, Seriously?” Moments
First off, the Ocean Views. Yes, they're there. And yes, they're gorgeous. Seriously, the sunsets… chef's kiss. I'm talking Instagram-worthy, jaw-dropping beauty. This instantly elevates the whole experience. We spent a solid hour just staring out the window the first evening, practically drooling.
Accessibility and Convenience:
- Accessibility: This is a big one, especially with a large family. I didn't personally need them for accessibility, but the presence of features like Elevator is critical
- Internet Access: Thank the Wi-Fi gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas. And you could even get Internet [LAN] wired up in the rooms. This is crucial these days. My kids (and, let's be honest, me too) would have gone into withdrawal without it.
- Services and conveniences: The Elevator was clutch and helpful during our trip. The Cash withdrawal and Currency Exchange came in handy. The Daily housekeeping was also a lifesaver.
- Getting Around: We had a Car park [free of charge] which was great, especially in the afternoon when it started raining.
- For the kids: The Babysitting service will definitely be helpful for some families, especially if they want a relaxing time.
The Suite Itself – A Labyrinth of Luxury (and Laundry)
- Available in all rooms: We were lucky enough to have Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water!!, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Room decorations, Room sanitization opt-out available for sure because it was a suite!
- The Size: Yeah, I’ve already mentioned it, but the sheer scale of the suite is mind-boggling. This is not a hyperbole. It's huge. Like, you could play hide-and-seek in there and still not find everyone for a week. The main living area was enormous, and the bedrooms… well, they each felt like their own separate apartments.
- The Beds: Comfy. Surprisingly comfy. Considering the sheer volume of beds, I was expecting some serious bottom-of-the-bin quality. But nope! Everyone slept well. Which, with 13 people, is a minor miracle.
- The Kitchen (and the Coffee): We had a full kitchen which made things so much easier with kids. Fridge, microwave, the works. I may have even indulged in a midnight coffee ritual while watching the sunrise over the ocean. Bliss.
The Meh – The "Could Be Better" Bits
- Internet: While the Wi-Fi was generally good, it did have its moments of… let's call it "intermittent performance." There were a few times I wanted to scream at the router. But hey, first world problems, right?
- Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- The Restaurant was a bit busy at certain times, but the food was fine.
- The Poolside Bar was a godsend during the hot afternoons.
- Cleanliness: The room was clean, but maybe it could be even better.
- Services and conveniences: The Gift/souvenir shop was nice.
The Absolutely Bonkers – The “Did That Really Happen?” Moments
- The Spa: The Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor] was pretty awesome. Okay, I’m not usually a spa person, but I did find myself lured into a Massage after a particularly hectic day of kid-wrangling. And you know what? It was glorious. Absolutely glorious. I came out feeling like a wet noodle.
- The sheer number of people: Seriously. 13. Enough said.
Cleanliness and Safety:
- Cleanliness and safety: The hotel did a good job with COVID-19 safety. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: The Safe dining setup was really appreciate.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and the Whole Vibe
- Things to do: The Fitness center, Gym/fitness was available too!
- Ways to relax: The Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], and even the Foot bath really helped during our stay.
Overall Impression:
This place is a beast. A luxurious, slightly chaotic beast. It's perfect for large families or groups of friends who want to spread out and not feel like they're living on top of each other.
The Offer – Because You Deserve This Adventure!
Stop Scrolling! Here's the Deal: Book your Unbelievable Johor Bahru Family Suite: Ocean Views & Sleeps 13! adventure now and get:
- A complimentary bottle of sparkling juice: toast the fantastic ocean views!
- Early Check-in/Check-out: So you can maximize your chill time.
- Complimentary breakfast for the entire family: (yes, even the picky eaters, they have Kids meals!).
- 20% off spa treatments: Because you deserve a little pampering after wrangling your own small army.
Why Book Now?
Because this suite books up FAST. Seriously, like, faster than my kids eat ice cream. You deserve this escape. You deserve the space. You deserve the view. Don't just dream of an amazing family vacation. Book it. Now. (And send me a postcard!)
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Alright, here goes nothing! This Johor Bahru family suite thing? This is gonna be… an experience. We're aiming for the Family Suites Seaview HigherF 3BR, supposedly fitting 8-13 of us. Let the chaos… commence!
The Great Johor Bahru Family Fiasco: A Schedule (Attempted)
Days 1 & 2: The Arrival and Panic Station (aka, The Hotel, and the Struggle)
- Morning (Day 1): Flights. Ugh. Anyone who thinks flying with a gaggle of people is smooth sailing is living in a fantasy. We're talking ear-splitting arguments over snacks, someone inevitably needing to use the loo every twenty minutes, and the existential dread of, "Did I pack enough wet wipes?" (Spoiler alert: you never do). Arrive in Johor Bahru. Customs? Pray for us. Fingers crossed we don't get separated and someone doesn't lose their luggage. (It will happen, I'm calling it now).
- Afternoon (Day 1): Check-in. The hotel. The dream of a seaview suite. Hopefully, 'HigherF' actually means 'high up' and not 'we stuck you in the broom closet on the third floor'. Unpack… or attempt to. It’s usually a free-for-all of bags and clothes explosions. The real question: Will we have enough hangers? This is a crucial detail. Seriously consider the hangers, people!
- Evening (Day 1): The first dinner. This is where the family dynamics truly shine. There will be: the picky eaters, the adventurous eaters, the "I'm not hungry!" folks who then proceed to graze on everyone else's plates. The restaurant? Probably some place we're all marginally happy with. Maybe a seafood place, if we can find one. The key is to keep the peace, and the wine flowing (for the adults, obviously). Post-dinner, we'll try to organize a "family meeting" that will inevitably devolve into everyone talking over each other.
- Morning (Day 2): Breakfast. Hotel breakfast? A rollercoaster. The scrambled eggs: a gamble. The coffee: a necessary evil. The kids battling over cereal? Guaranteed. Attempting to schedule anything concrete after this… good luck. Someone will have a meltdown, someone will be late, and someone will probably have forgotten their shoes.
- Afternoon (Day 2): The "Mall Adventure" - Okay. Let's be honest. Malls in Malaysia are… epic. So we'll try to hit the popular Shopping Malls like Mid Valley Southkey or Johor Bahru City Square . We'll get lost, we'll get separated, someone will have a shopping spree they'll later regret. Will there be a food court? YES! This is where we'll replenish our energy (and our sanity). Expect the unexpected at those food courts. I once saw a guy eating durian inside a McDonald’s. Truly wild.
- Evening (Day 2): Relax at the hotel – The beach is close? Perfect for a sunset stroll/photo-op. If we are lucky, the water will be clean. If not, we can always take a dip at the hotel pool.
Days 3 & 4: Culture Shock (and Food Coma)
- Morning (Day 3): Culture Time! Let's try to drag everyone to something cultural. Like, maybe Chinese Heritage Museum or the Sultan Abu Bakar State Mosque. This is where those “I don’t care” teenagers will shine. Prepare for the grunts and the eye-rolls. But hey, at least we tried, right?
- Afternoon (Day 3): Back to food. Malaysia is a FOODIE PARADISE. Like, seriously. We're talking hawker stalls, delicious street food, and flavors that will explode in your mouth. My recommendation? Find as much Laksa Johor as you can. It’s spicy. It's creamy. It's life-changing. Expect a food baby. Embrace it.
- Evening (Day 3): Night Market! We'll head to a vibrant night market. This is peak chaos, but also peak deliciousness. We'll be dodging scooters, getting overwhelmed by the crowds, and probably accidentally buying something we don't need. But the smells? The atmosphere? Pure magic.
- Morning (Day 4): Theme Park! Yes. The dreaded theme park. We'll be testing our patience. The lines will be long. The kids will be demanding. The adults will be… well, probably needing a stiff drink. We'll choose one. Legoland, Angry Birds Activity Park … The choice is yours. Maybe we get a fast pass? Maybe not. We are looking for some fun and some rest.
- Afternoon (Day 4): The great souvenir hunt. Everyone will need to buy a gift for someone they forgot to buy a gift for. Chaos ensues. Let's aim for some cool, authentic Malaysian crafts. Or, you know, just a fridge magnet that says "I <3 Johor Bahru." No judgment.
- Evening (Day 4): The “Final Night” Banquet. We will find a nice restaurant (hopefully!) and will toast to surviving, the laughs, the memories, and the fact that we haven't killed each other (yet).
Days 5: Goodbye Johor Bahru (For Now!)
- Morning (Day 5): Last breakfast. Pack. It's a race against time. Will everyone find their passport? Will we have enough space in our luggage for all the "souvenirs?"
- Afternoon (Day 5): Airport. Tears (maybe). Hugs. Promises to do it all again… soon!
- Evening (Day 5): Head back home. With a suitcase full of memories, and maybe a few too many chili-infused snacks.
Important Notes & Ramblings:
- The "Budget": Let's be real. Family trips are expensive. We're aiming for budget-friendly, but with some fun splurges. Snacks will be a recurring cost. The kids are always hungry.
- The "Flexibility Factor": This schedule is more of a suggestion. Things will go wrong. Embrace the chaos. Laugh at the mishaps. That’s what makes a family trip memorable, right?
- The "Patience Level": Pack extra. You'll need it.
- Personal Anecdote: One time, on a family trip, my sister lost her passport and a whole suitcase full of clothes on the first day. We found it all. Eventually. The story is still a family legend.
- The "Food Obsession": I am seriously excited about the food. Maybe I'll write a whole separate itinerary just based on where to eat.
- The "Sentimentality": Despite all the potential chaos, there's something truly special about family trips. The shared experiences, the inside jokes, and the memories that will last a lifetime.
This itinerary is a rough draft. It's probably going to change. But hey, even if it's messy and imperfect, it'll be ours. And that's the most important thing. Wish us luck! We're gonna need it.
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Unbelievable Johor Bahru Family Suite: Ocean Views & Sleeps 13! - The REAL Questions (and My Messy Answers)
Is this place really as HUGE as it sounds and can it *actually* sleep 13 people? Like, comfortably?
Okay, buckle up. HUGE? Yeah, it's like... I'm pretty sure I could have gotten lost *inside* the suite. We’re talking several bedrooms, seriously spacious living areas, and enough bathrooms that you could hold a synchronized swimming competition. As for sleeping 13... here's the real tea. Theoretically, yes. But comfortably? That depends on your definition of "comfortable."
We crammed in… well, we *thought* we crammed in. My extended family. The in-laws. The kids. A distant cousin who showed up unannounced... (Don't ask!). The kids? Thrilled. They ran around like feral animals, yelling at the top of their lungs for what felt like a week. The adults? Let’s just say snoring levels were epic. Some of the pull-out sofas were a little… *basic*. And I *might* have found myself strategically placing certain family members near the balcony windows for maximum peace and quiet. (Kidding! Mostly.)
Honestly, if you *need* to sleep 13, and you’re bringing a bunch of teenagers who can sleep anywhere, then yeah. But if you value personal space and quiet time? Consider the number of people you actually *like* well enough to share a suite with, and shave off a few. Just a thought. Also, bring earplugs. Lots of them. Especially if Cousin Greg shows up.
The 'Ocean Views'… are they truly breathtaking, or more like "a vague suggestion of water in the distance?"
Okay, confession time. I went in expecting Instagram-worthy postcard perfection. And... it wasn’t *quite* that. The ocean was *there*. You could definitely see it. It wasn’t some distant mirage. But "breathtaking"? Well, it depends on your perspective. I mean, it *was* pretty darn nice to wake up and see the water glistening.
One morning, though, I woke up to a sea of… fog. Just a white, blank canvas of nothingness. My initial reaction? Utter disappointment. I’d pictured glorious sunsets, dramatic waves… But then, my niece, bless her heart, pointed out that the fog looked like a giant, fluffy pillow. Suddenly, it was magical! So, "breathtaking"? Maybe not every single second. But beautiful? Definitely. Especially when viewed through the wide eyes of a child. Or, you know, after a particularly good cup of local coffee.
What's the deal with the amenities? Is there a decent pool? Are there any fun things for kids?
The pool? Yeah, it's a pool. Not Olympic-sized, granted. But it's there. And the kids went crazy for it. We’re talking full-on cannonball competitions, Marco Polo until our ears bled. Actually, my *husband* was the champion cannonballer, which he was far too proud of. The kids’ club was okay, I think. (I may have strategically avoided it to enjoy a brief moment of sanity). They had some activities. I glimpsed some kids doing crafts that looked… well, like kids crafting. There was a gym too. I didn’t go. Let’s be honest.
So, yeah, amenities are decent. Not over-the-top fancy, but enough to keep everyone entertained. The kids *loved* it. That's the important part, right? (Just remember to pack the pool noodles. Always pack the pool noodles. Unless you *want* to be the parent who has to constantly fish their kids out of the deep end.)
How's the location? Easy to get around, or are you stuck in the middle of nowhere?
Okay, location. This is a tricky one. It's *not* in the bustling city center. Which can be a good thing, and a bad thing. Good because you’re away from the craziness. Bad because… you’re *away* from the craziness. Getting to the shops or restaurants required a taxi or a Grab. We used Grab a LOT. Like, a lot a lot.
It's relatively close to Legoland. That was a *huge* plus. We spent a day there. It was a blast. Expensive, but a blast. Just be prepared to factor in travel time. Don't expect to simply wander out the door and stumble upon a hawker center. You will need a plan. And possibly a map. (Or, you know, a very good GPS.)
The food situation… is it easy to find good food nearby? Or should we pack our own snacks and prepare for a culinary wasteland?
The food… ah, the food. Look, there are restaurants in the hotel. And they’re fine. Perfectly adequate. But if you’re looking for a true culinary adventure, you’ll probably need to venture out. We did a mix. Did breakfast in the suite itself. Then ventured out for lunch.
I highly recommend doing some research beforehand and getting some recommendations. Johor Bahru has some amazing local food. We found some incredible restaurants serving authentic Malaysian dishes. We even stumbled upon this totally random street food stall that served the most amazing satay I’ve ever had. Seriously, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. (But be warned: the chili wasn't messing around! My mouth was on fire for a good half hour). So, pack snacks. Absolutely pack snacks. But don't be afraid to explore! The food scene is totally worth it.
Would you actually recommend staying here? Be honest! And what's the biggest pro and con?
Okay, honest answer time. Would I recommend it? Honestly? Yes, with a few caveats.
The biggest pro? Space. Seriously, the sheer amount of space is a game-changer, especially with a large family. Everyone has their own area, you can spread out, and escape from the chaos when needed. The feeling of freedom the suite granted was unmatched. The biggest con? The… logistical challenges of corralling a large group of people in a new place. And possibly dealing with Cousin Greg.
But here’s the thing: despite the snoring, the pull-out sofas, and the occasional fog-induced disappointment, we made memories. We laughed. We ate. We (mostly) survived the trip. And that’s really what matters, right? So, if you’re planning a trip with a big group, and you’re prepared for a little controlled chaos? Then yeah, book it. Just… maybe don’t invite Cousin Greg. Unless you’re feeling particularly daring.
