Hohentauern Sauna Escape: Your Luxurious Austrian Apartment Awaits!
Hohentauern Sauna Escape: My Take – Sauna, Snow, and…Sanitized Kitchens? (Oh, My!)
Okay, let's be honest, I’m not exactly a "luxury apartment" kind of gal. I’m more of a “pack-your-own-snacks-and-hope-for-the-best” kind of traveller. But the marketing for Hohentauern Sauna Escape: Your Luxurious Austrian Apartment Awaits! got me, and I booked. Partly because of the sauna, definitely because of the Austrian Alps, but mostly because escaping my chaotic life for a week sounded…amazing. And, I’m happy to report, for the most part, it was amazing. But let's dive in, shall we? Because perfection is boring, and real life is messy.
(Disclaimer: This is my experience. Your mileage may vary. And I might ramble. A lot.)
First Impressions & "Accessibility," because everyone deserves a shot at paradise
Getting there was the first hurdle. The website wasn't super clear about the "how," and I'm not ashamed to admit I got a little lost. Eventually, Google Maps steered me to a beautiful location – the kind that makes you want to yodel, even if you can’t.
- Accessibility: From what I could tell, the apartment complex does mention facilities for disabled guests. This is huge because honestly, mountains aren't exactly built with wheelchairs in mind. The elevator was a lifesaver (essential!), but I didn’t delve deeply into the full scope of accessibility features. I'll admit, I was more focused on the sauna!
The Apartment: Luxury? Maybe. Practical? Mostly.
The apartment itself was…well, a bit like a fancy IKEA catalogue come to life. Think sleek, modern, but with a definite Austrian touch. Available in all rooms: Air-conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double-check! Complimentary tea? They had me at "tea." Plenty of room to breathe. A mini-bar stocked…with things I probably shouldn’t be drinking at the altitude.
Cleanliness and Safety: Okay, this is where Hohentauern really shines. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and hand sanitizer everywhere. They even had sanitized kitchen and tableware items! You know, stuff that makes you feel like you’re in a sterile bubble of goodness, which, post-pandemic, is strangely comforting. They even offered a Room sanitization opt-out available if I felt like I wanted to live dangerously… or if I just preferred my own brand of messy.
The kitchen was gorgeous (and I still managed to spill coffee on the counter, which felt like a personal achievement). Essential condiments were there, which was a nice touch. The refrigerator was huge.
The Sauna, The Star, and My Undying Love
Okay, let's talk about the real reason I booked: the sauna. The Sauna, the spa/sauna, the Steamroom. This wasn't just a sauna; it was a lifestyle. And it was…divine. The Pool with a view was perfect. I spent hours sweating, then plunging into the crisp mountain air like a delirious snow angel. There's a level of serenity there that you can't buy. Pure bliss.
- Things to do, ways to relax: The Spa itself was amazing. They offered Body scrubs and Body wraps, but honestly, I was too busy sauna-ing. They had a Foot bath I wish I had time to spend more time in. The Fitness center, too; I could have worked out, but, well, see above re: sauna. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was open, but I didn't brave it. I watched some brave souls, but felt no peer pressure at all to join.
Food & Drink: A Mixed Bag of Delight and "Where’s the Strudel?!"
Dining, drinking, and snacking: The Breakfast [buffet] was…decent. Okay, I'll be honest, I’m not a massive buffet person. It felt a bit like herding cats. But the food was plentiful, and they had the best coffee, which is a huge win in my book. There's an Asian breakfast, but I'm not adventurous with breakfast. A Restaurant was on-site, but I didn’t wander in. The Poolside bar seemed tempting, but I was too busy luxuriating in that sauna to engage
They did provide Breakfast in room, which was perfect for the early morning sauna escapes, and even offered a Breakfast takeaway service, which was a great option for the hiking I eventually did.
(Side note: Where was the traditional Austrian strudel? I felt cheated. But there were other desserts in the restaurant.)
The Extras: Concierge, Check-in, and the Mystery of the "Shrine"
Services and conveniences: The Concierge was helpful, and the front desk [24-hour] was reassuring. The Contactless check-in/out was seamless (thank you, COVID!). They offered Daily housekeeping and Laundry service, which was a godsend after a week of mountain adventures. They even had a Convenience store for last-minute snack runs (essential!). Cash withdrawal was available, but I didn't need to use it. The Elevator, as mentioned, was a true blessing.
Now, about that Shrine. I have no idea what it was. It was tucked away in a corner, and the website didn’t offer any clues. This is the kind of mystery that makes a vacation truly unique!
They also had Babysitting service if you needed it, which would have been handy if I'd brought my…well, you get the idea.
Things that didn't quite rock my world:
- The Wi-Fi occasionally sputtered. (But, hey, you're in the mountains. Embrace the digital detox!)
- I did wish the "luxury" included a guaranteed strudel delivery service. This isn't a dealbreaker though.
Overall Impression: Sauna-tastic! And surprisingly sanitary.
I went in expecting a nice vacation, and I got something more than that. I came back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and strangely obsessed with hand sanitizer.
Would I recommend Hohentauern Sauna Escape? Absolutely, if you want a beautiful, modern apartment with access to an amazing sauna and stunning scenery. It's a perfect escape, especially in these crazy times. Just…bring your own strudel.
My Takeaway – a slightly rambling, slightly chaotic endorsement.
This place is good, real good. It's safe, comfortable, and has a sauna that will change your life. Embrace it, enjoy it, and maybe… just maybe… bring a friend to share the bliss. This is one escape I wouldn't mind repeating.
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Unbelievable Gallipoli Getaway: Belvilla by Oyo, Il Lavello Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a week of glorious, potentially disastrous, but undeniably real life in Hohentauern, Austria. My brain is practically vibrating with anticipation (and maybe a little caffeine-induced madness). Apartment with a sauna? Hell yes. This is gonna be good. Or, you know, hilariously bad. Who can predict? Let's go!
Hohentauern Heist: A Week of Bliss (and Mild Mayhem)
Day 1: Arrival and the Sauna Revelation (and Existential Crisis)
Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): The Great Departure. This always involves a frantic search for my passport, a silent prayer that my luggage isn't mysteriously heavier this time, and a deep, existential dread about the airport coffee. God, why is airport coffee always so… wrong?
Afternoon (Approx. 4:00 PM): Touchdown in Austria! The air is crisp, the mountains are majestic, and I’m already feeling a little smug about leaving reality behind. The drive to Hohentauern is pure Instagram bait: winding roads, postcard-perfect chalets, and cows with suspiciously judging eyes. I almost miss the turn. Seriously. I blame the scenery.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening (Approx. 6:00 PM): The Apartment! The Sauna! Finding the apartment is like a scavenger hunt. Why are apartment numbers always so cryptic? We fumble with the keys, finally unlock the door and BAM. Cozy, yes. The sauna? O-M-G. A little nook of pure, unadulterated bliss. I almost cry with joy. This is it. The reason for all the travel stress.
Evening (Approx. 8:00 PM): Dinner (more like a strategic snack before) – Unpacking, some cheese and bread, and a celebratory glass of Austrian wine. The wine is dry… maybe a little too dry. And I can't find the corkscrew. Panic sets in. After 10 minutes of hunting, I find it! A moment of pure, unadulterated triumph.
Night (Approx. 9:30 PM): Sauna Experience #1 - The first sauna session is pure magic. The heat is intense, the scent of wood is intoxicating, and I sit there… naked, sweating, and contemplating the meaning of life. Okay, maybe it's just because I'm unused to these things, but I had a moment. Seriously. A full-blown, steam-induced existential crisis. Am I truly happy? Do I really need another slice of cheese? The answers, unsurprisingly, are elusive.
Day 2: Hiking, Hangovers, and Helicoptering Dreams (Mostly Dreams)
Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): Wake up… slowly. Head throbbing slightly from the dry wine. Attempt to tackle the mountain. Research tells me there are some amazing trails near here. I make a mental note to pack actual food. The bread and cheese from last night won't cut it.
Morning (Approx. 10:30 AM): Trail-trekking. The hike is gorgeous. Sweeping vistas, wildflowers, and the constant, nagging feeling that I'm about to tumble off a cliff. There's one point where I see a chamois and it's one of the most beautiful things I've ever witnessed.
Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): Picnic Fail. Turns out, I forgot to pack anything resembling a proper lunch. The trail offers little to nothing to purchase and I had to settle for… a handful of trail mix and a half-eaten apple that I found in my backpack. Note to self: Plan better next time.
Afternoon (Approx. 4:00 PM): Return to the Apartment, absolutely shattered. I vow to never hike again.
Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): Dinner at the local Gasthof. Schnitzel! And more wine. I may have a problem. The Gasthof is a charming, cozy place, filled with locals and the aroma of delicious food. I attempt to speak some German, resulting in a series of bewildered stares and a lot of pointing. Fun!
Night (Approx. 9:00 PM): Sauna Experience #2 - This time, I bring a book. A terribly written romance novel. Literally, I'll read anything at this point: so much reading. I emerge feeling… even more relaxed? And slightly ashamed. The book was garbage.
Night (Approx. 11:00 PM): Bed, and a full-on mental vision of taking a helicopter ride over the mountains. The romantic drama of the novel might have something to do with it.
Day 3: Skiing (Attempts), Falling (More Often), and the Sauna's Embrace
Morning (Approx. 8:00 AM): The dreaded ski lesson. I haven't skied in… well, let's just say a very long time. The instructor, a kindly Austrian gentleman with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, assesses my skills. He’s basically, I’m a beginner.
Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): The first few runs are, shall we say, challenging. There are some bumps, scrapes, and a whole lot of snow in my pants. I'm pretty sure I see the instructor stifle a laugh. Okay, the instructor is probably laughing.
Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): Lunch break. Warm, hearty soup and even warmer glühwein. I'm starting to thaw out, both physically and emotionally.
Afternoon (Approx. 2:00 PM): More skiing (or, more accurately, falling). I manage to stay upright for a couple of runs, feeling a tiny surge of pride. Then, I proceed to fall spectacularly, face-first in the snow. Humiliating, but also kind of funny.
Afternoon (Approx. 4:00 PM): Back to the apartment, nursing a sore backside and a bruised ego.
Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): Pizza night! A massive, cheesy pizza to soothe my aching muscles and bruised pride.
Night (Approx. 9:00 PM): Sauna Experience #3 - This time, I use the sauna as a place to contemplate the meaning of failure, and the simple joy of being surrounded by warm wood. I emerge feeling… strangely zen. Also, significantly less sore.
Day 4: The Sauna's Redemption, Day of Rest (Maybe), and Unexpected Delights
Morning (Approx. 9:00 AM): The day of rest! I tell myself I'll just have a quiet day, reading, relaxing… and maybe tackling that stack of travel magazines I've been avoiding.
Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM): The call of the sauna is too strong. Sauna Experience #4. This time, I add some essential oils. Eucalyptus is invigorating. Peppermint is… intense. I'm starting to feel like a sauna aficionado.
Afternoon (Various): Okay so the rest day didn't last very long. After lunch, I wander, I discover a charming little bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is too much for me to resist. Then, there's a random art gallery that I stumbled upon. The art is… bizarre. But the gallery owner is incredibly friendly and chatty. I have an unexpected, delightful chat.
Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): Dinner at the apartment. I try cooking. Turns out, I'm a terrible cook. It is what it is.
Night (Approx. 9:00 PM): Sauna Experience #5. This time, I bring a face mask. And a playlist of cheesy pop songs. Embarrassing, but amazing. Pure, unadulterated, self-care.
Day 5: More Hiking, More Wine, Potential for a Snowstorm
Morning (Approx. 10:00 AM): Hiking, round 2. Feeling more confident today, mostly because I know my limitations, and because I’ve learned to pack a decent lunch and a large water bottle.
Afternoon (Approx. 1:00 PM): I meet another woman taking trails, we talk for hours, and I realize I’m no longer alone. That has made the most of the trip.
Afternoon (Approx. 4:00 PM): Back to the apartment. The sky has darkened; I suspect a snowstorm is coming.
Evening (Approx. 7:00 PM): Cozy night in. Candlelight, a roaring fire (okay
Hohentauern Sauna Escape: Your (Maybe) Luxurious Austrian Adventure - FAQ (Because I Needed to Write This!)
Okay, so, what *actually* is the Hohentauern Sauna Escape? Sounds fancy-pants.
Alright, picture this: an apartment, supposedly swanky, in the Austrian Alps. Keyword: *supposedly*. It's in Hohentauern, a cute little village that's basically a ski resort. The big selling point? A *private sauna* in your apartment. And trust me, after a day of nearly breaking my neck on the slopes (more on that later!), a private sauna is everything. Think of it as a promise of cozy vibes, schnapps-fueled relaxation, and maybe, just maybe, forgetting you're an actual adult with bills to pay. Basically, it's a chance to pretend you're a Bond villain… but with a slightly dodgy internet connection.
The Sauna! Is it as glorious as the pictures? Because let's be real, those photos can be deceiving.
Okay, the sauna… it’s… pretty good. Look, I'm a simple person. I like hot, I like wood, I like to sweat out all my anxieties. And the sauna delivers on those fronts. It's actually a decent size, big enough for a couple of sweaty humans to sit in awkward silence together. The wood smells nice. But… (there's always a but, isn't there?)… the lighting could be improved. It felt like they were going for "zen" but ended up with "slightly depressing interrogation room." Still, 9/10, would sweat again. Seriously, my skin felt amazing!
What's the apartment itself like? "Luxurious" is a big claim.
"Luxurious?" Oh, my sweet summer child. Let's say it's... *comfortable*. Think Ikea meets Austrian chalet. It's got the basics (kitchen, bed, questionable art on the walls). The bed was surprisingly comfy, though. And the balcony offered breathtaking views… when the fog wasn't rolling in like a vengeful spirit. The kitchen? Well, it's equipped. Whether you know *how* to use the equipment is a different story, mostly me trying and failing to use the microwave. Let's face it, you're not going to be spending your time in the kitchen, right? You’re gonna ski your little heart out, then sweat your little heart out in the sauna. The rest is just... a place to crash.
Skiing! How's the skiing in Hohentauern? Spill the beans!
Alright, this is where things get… *interesting*. The skiing itself is actually pretty good. It's not HUGE, but it's got a decent variety of runs, perfect for intermediate skiers like myself (read: someone who spends more time on their… well, you know). The scenery is stunning – snow-capped mountains, crisp air, the whole shebang. Now, the *interesting* part...remember when I mentioned nearly breaking my neck? Yeah, that was on a run I THOUGHT was beginner-friendly. Turns out, "beginner-friendly" in the Alps is more like, "slightly less likely to kill you." I ended up hugging a tree. For a solid twenty minutes. Felt the wood more than i felt the snow. But hey, at least I had a good story for the sauna later, and an appreciation for trees I never had before. Take it slow. You'll be fine. Probably.
Can I walk to the slopes? Or are we talking serious alpine hiking to get there?
Depending on where your *specific* apartment is situated, it's walking distance. My apartment? Yeah, let's just say I embraced "walking." It's not a *terrible* walk, maybe five to ten minutes, but in ski boots and carrying all your gear, it feels like an ultramarathon. Especially when you're hungover. Luckily, there's usually a ski bus that can whisk you away. But honestly, I preferred the walk. Gave me time to appreciate the fresh, crisp air and quietly judge the other skiers. So, mostly walking. Prepare to embrace the burn!
What's the food situation like? Are we talking gourmet dining or... gas station snacks?
Okay, food. This is important. Hohentauern isn't exactly a culinary hotspot. You've got a few restaurants serving hearty, traditional Austrian fare: schnitzel, goulash, the usual suspects. It's filling, comforting, and perfect after a day on the slopes. But gourmet? Not really. And those restaurants? They fill up FAST. Make a reservation! Or, like me, you'll end up desperately trying to assemble a meal from the local supermarket. Which, let's be honest, is half the adventure. I once attempted to make a pasta dish... well, the pasta was al dente. The sauce? Let's just say it involved ketchup. But hey, at least I tried. And at the end of the day, the schnapps helped me to forget all about it.
Is there anything to do *besides* ski and sauna? I get bored easily.
Okay, Mr. or Ms. Boredom. Yes, there are *some* options. There's snowshoeing, cross-country skiing (which I, personally, find about as entertaining as watching paint dry), and a few après-ski bars where you can attempt to dance in your ski boots (highly encouraged). There's also a *very* small town center with a couple of shops. Honestly, though? The main entertainment is the skiing, the sauna, and the pure, unadulterated relaxation. Embrace the stillness. Let the mountains work their magic. Or, you know, binge-watch Netflix on the questionable internet. No judgement here. Maybe the most exciting thing was watching a squirrel try to steal a croissant from a balcony. Entertainment, I tell ya.
Packing tips? What should I *absolutely* bring?
Here we go. This is crucial. Firstly, layers! The weather in the Alps can change faster than my mind after a few Glühweins. Secondly, a good pair of ski gloves (you'll thank me later). Thirdly, waterproof everything. Snow and wet gear are the enemy of fun. Fourthly, and this is *crucial*: a swimsuit for the sauna! Sounds obvious, but I saw a guy wearing… well, let's just say he shouldn't have. And *finally*… a sense of humor. You'll need it. Because things will likely go wrong. You'll probably fall. You might even get lost. But embrace the chaos! It's all part of the experience. And bring a good book for the evenings! Makes the questionable internet not so bad.
Would you go back? Be honest!
