Unbelievable Glamping Near Zwolle & Dalfsen! Kitchen Included!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the glamping experience near Zwolle and Dalfsen! "Unbelievable Glamping," they call it. Let's see if it lives up to the hype, shall we? I'm going to get REAL with you, the good, the bad, the gloriously muddy.
First, a confession: I’m not exactly a seasoned glamper. More of a "hotel-with-a-pool-and-a-really-good-pillow" kinda gal. But the lure of a "kitchen included" glamping experience had me intrigued. Plus, the promise of getting away from all the… well, everything… was just too tempting.
The Good Stuff – The Things They Got Right (and They Got a LOT Right!)
- Accessibility: Alright, let’s start with something often an afterthought: accessibility. They list "Facilities for disabled guests," which could mean anything, but honestly, in the Netherlands, I'm feeling optimistic. I would really hope the glamping site would be accessible! They also have an elevator. Score one!
- Cleanliness and Safety: Covid-Era Confidence Boost: Okay, this is HUGE. They're seriously on it. "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer" EVERYWHERE. They’re doing the "individually-wrapped food options," and "physical distancing of at least 1 meter," and that, my friends, makes me breathe a sigh of relief. They have proper staff trained in safety protocol! I love that they are sterilizing equipment. I'm an anxious traveler, and this just made me feel a lot better.
- Dining – A Feast for the Senses (Mostly): The "Kitchen Included" part? Yes, that's the draw for me! Honestly, cooking on vacation is usually a disaster. But having the option to cook your own meals, particularly with such a setup, is gold. There's also a restaurant with "A la carte," "Asian cuisine," "buffets" and there are "restaurants," "Snack bar" and a "Vegetarian restaurant." I actually saw the "desserts in restaurant"! They have my vote!
- Stuff To Do (And Be Lazy): This is where things get interesting. “Pool with view” - yes, please! "Sauna," "Spa," "Steamroom," "Gym/fitness,"… okay, this isn’t roughing it anymore. It’s more like… pampered roughing it. I’m not a fitness fanatic, but the presence of a gym is always a win. It's a nice touch!
- Rooms, Glorious Rooms: "Air conditioning," "Blackout curtains," "Coffee/tea maker," "Free Wi-Fi," "Refrigerator," "Safe Box," "Slippers"… they’ve thought of everything. I need blackout curtains to sleep! The FREE Wi-Fi in the room is a godsend. The addition of the "Laptop workspace" is also appreciated.
The "Could be Better" Bits (Because Nothing's Perfect, Right?)
- Internet: "Internet [LAN]," "Wi-Fi in public areas," "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" Okay, great. But sometimes the internet can be a bit patchy unless you are in the room and then you have to use the LAN!
- The "Things to Do" Beyond Glamping: Okay, they have "Things to do." The big question: what exactly is there to do? I saw there were "Meetings." Are they selling my soul to a corporate retreat?
- Pets? Didn’t see anything about pets. This could be a MAJOR dealbreaker for some, and it's worth clarifying. I love my dog.
My UNFORGETTABLE "Pool With a View" Experience (A Personal Anecdote, Because Why Not?)
Okay, so the pool. The "pool with view." I'm a sucker for a good pool view. I'm talking Instagram-worthy. And this one? Holy moly, it delivered. I'm talking pristine water, the sun dappling, and a view that just. Went. On.
The air was crisp, and I could see the glamping tents dotted around. I found a sun lounger, and ordered a drink from the "Poolside bar". I remember thinking about how I'm so glad I took the time to visit this hotel!
Rambling Thoughts & Random Musings (Because Honesty is the Best Policy)
- The Vibe Check: Is this glamping experience really for me? Or am I too much of a hotel snob? I'm still figuring it out. But even the self-doubts make it fun
- The Value Factor: Is this glamping worth the price? That depends, doesn't it? On your budget, your expectations, and your willingness to embrace the "glam" part of glamping. It's definitely the most "bougie" camping I've done.
- The Verdict? I'd recommend checking it out. Just be prepared to be pampered, and to maybe – maybe – leave a little bit of your inner hotel snob behind.
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Why Choose Unbelievable Glamping?
- Unbeatable Comfort: Luxurious tents with all the amenities you need (and want!).
- Culinary Freedom: Kitchen included! Cook your own meals or explore the on-site dining options.
- Relaxation Redefined: Spa, Sauna, and a pool with a view that will take your breath away.
- Safety First: Rigorous cleaning and safety protocols to keep you feeling safe and serene.
- Adventure Awaits: Explore the beauty of Zwolle and Dalfsen. Plenty of outdoor activities nearby.
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P.S. Because I actually did this, I’m adding a little insider tip: Pack a pair of comfortable shoes. You'll be doing a lot of walking (and, if you're like me, a lot of aimless wandering and thinking).
P.P.S. Seriously, that pool. Go for it. You won't regret it.
P.P.P.S. I hope they didn't take this as an endorsement, but that I did tell the truth.
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Domburg Villa, 1km from the Beach!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly curated Instagram travel grid. This is the unvarnished truth of a long weekend in a Glamping tent near Zwolle and Dalfsen, Netherlands, where things will go sideways. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
The Disaster-Waiting-to-Happen: Glamping in the Dutch Countryside
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Rusty Tent Peg of Doom
14:00 - The Great Arrival: Okay, so the GPS promised a "charming" country road. "Charming" translated to "narrow as a shoelace" and "full of cyclists who clearly own the pavement." Finally, we arrive at "De Dinkelhoeve" – sounds quaint, right? The anticipation is KILLING me. I'm picturing myself, all earthy chic, sipping wine on a porch swing, while the sun sets over a field of… well, probably cows.
14:30 - Tent Trauma: Reality check. My "rustic-luxe" glamping tent is… well, it's a tent. A big tent. The kitchen area looks functional enough, I guess. But getting the damn thing pitched is proving to be a feat of Herculean strength (mine, apparently, is lacking). First problem? A rusty tent peg. It's refusing to penetrate the earth. I'm channeling my inner warrior goddess. After 15 minutes of grunting and profanity (mostly under my breath, because children are present) I finally get it in. Success! Or… is it?
15:00 - Tent Inspection and Immediate Concern: The tent looks sturdy, but I immediately start noticing things. Like the saggy canvas in the middle and the fact that the door zipper sticks. Will we make it through the night without being ravaged by the elements? I'm feeling a surge of… something other than excitement.
16:00 - Grocery Run Panic: The nearest supermarket is a good 15-minute drive. Did I forget anything? Probably everything. Panic sets in. I'm talking about the essentials, like: Coffee. Wine. Cheese. Bread. And, you know, actual food. We pile into the car.
17:00 - Dutch Supermarket Bliss (and slight bewilderment): Okay, the Dutch supermarket is like a parallel universe to American supermarkets. No, wait, no instant coffee. Everything is in tiny, unhelpful packages. But… the cheese selection! I could spend an hour in the cheese aisle, happily. I manage to figure out how to buy bread (turns out, you just grab a loaf, not an entire rack), And I grab some local craft beer. Now, we're talking. I'm getting over the initial trauma of tent-pitching.
18:00 - Kitchen Chaos & Culinary Disaster: I'm attempting my signature "gourmet" dinner (a pasta dish, mind you). The kitchen area looks fine, but the pots and pans… let's just say, they've seen better days. I cut myself while trying to chop an onion. I burn the garlic. The pasta is overcooked. Dinner is a disaster of epic proportions. But, hey! At least the beer is cold.
19:00 - Sunset Serenity… and Mosquito Mayhem: The sun does set beautifully over the fields, just like the brochure promised. As the light fades, I'm feeling a weird kind of peace… until the mosquitos descend. Mosquito repellent: Check. Tent firmly sealed: Hopefully. Bedtime stories and a quick prayer.
21:00 - Initial Fear of the Dark: It's pitch black out here on the Dutch countryside. I thought I'd be fine. But, here I am, wide awake at night - afraid of the dark and all of the weird sounds. Is that a badger? Is that a serial killer? Is that the zipper giving way?
Day 2: Dalfsen Delights and the Pursuit of Relaxation (Spoiler alert: it fails)
08:00 - Sleep, for Once: Surprisingly, I wake up feeling pretty good. The zipper held! I am alive.
09:00 - Coffee and a Crumbling Biscuit… Literally: Coffee, brewed with a French press (fancy!), and the first bite of the day is a biscuit. Oh! Delicious. Until it crumbles in my hands, scattering crumbs everywhere.
10:00 - Bike Ride - The Great Pretenders: We borrow bikes from the nearby farm. Our plan is to bike towards Dalfsen, but the roads are WAY windier than I anticipated. There were so many potholes! I have to be honest: By kilometer 3, I'm ready to give up. The kids are complaining. I start getting a headache. We finally just give up and return to the Glamping.
11:00 - Dalfsen Exploration Attempt 2.0: Back on the road! Dalfsen is picture-perfect. The canals. The little shops. The charming houses. I get a real feeling.
12:00 - Lunch Mishap: We find a sweet little cafe in Dalfsen. We ordered a burger and a fries. It turns out that the food is a bit average, but the kids love it, that's what matters.
13:00 - Canal Cruise - The "Relaxation" Begins: We signed up for a canal cruise. This is what I'm here for: peace. The boat chugs along peacefully. The scenery is lovely. I can almost, almost, feel the stress melting away.
15:00 - Ice Cream Interlude… and Child-Induced Meltdown: Ice cream in Dalfsen is a must. We find a shop with massive cones. I give the kids strict instructions: "No dripping! No sticky fingers! No…." You can guess the rest. Ten minutes later, sticky fingers, melted ice cream everywhere and tears. I'm on the verge of a meltdown myself. Deep breaths. I dig deep and just… let it go.
16:00 - Back to the Tent, Re-Embracing Reality: Back at the tent, all is calm (for now). The kids are playing, and I'm just… existing. Maybe that's the point of Glamping.
18:00 - Fire-Pit Frenzy (Mostly the "Frenzy" Part): Tonight, we're having a campfire! I imagined us, all cozy, roasting marshmallows, telling stories. Reality involves: Smoke in my face. Several failed attempts to get the fire going. Half-burnt marshmallows. But, we did manage some quality time!
20:00 - Nightcap and a Moment of Quiet: I finally get a moment to sit, alone, and sip my beer. The stars are out. The air is crisp. And for a few precious minutes, I feel… content. Until the mosquitos return.
Day 3: Zwolle's Charms and a Final Farewell (and a little bit of Chaos)
09:00 - Breakfast Blues: Another morning, another attempt at breakfast. Despite everything, I feel I am becoming more comfortable in my kitchen. Now, the kids are more helpful.
10:00 - Zwolle Bound: Today's destination: Zwolle! The city is an hour's drive from the Glamping.
11:00 - Zwolle's Magic: I love Zwolle! The old town is charming and full of surprises!
12:00 - Lunch in Zwolle: Great lunch with local food.
14:00 - The Last Walk: We take a final walk.
16:00 - Packing Up the Chaos: It's time to pack up everything. The tent is down and the car is packed.
17:00 - The Long Drive Home: I leave with a mix of exhaustion and satisfaction. Yes, there were a few disasters. Yes, I almost lost it a few times. But, in the end, there's something beautiful about the imperfections, the mishaps, and the raw, unfiltered experience of being away. I survived, right?
19:00 - Re-Entry: Back home, I'm already planning next year.
Unbelievable Glamping Near Zwolle & Dalfsen! (Kitchen Included!) - Let's Get Real.
Okay, Glamping Near Zwolle? Really? Is it actually… *glamorous*? I'm picturing leaky tents and cold showers.
Glamorous? Well, hold your horses. Look, I’ve stayed in tents that were so leaky I practically needed an ark. This? This is *better*. Let’s just say it’s… *glamper-ish*? Think less survivalist, more… you can actually cook a decent meal without being attacked by a rogue badger. (Though, I did hear a very loud badger-esque snuffling one night… but I digress.) Seriously, the tents seemed pretty sturdy. One time I thought I heard rain – turned out to be my own snoring. (My partner will attest to the veracity of that statement.) There's actual furniture, which, believe me, makes a huge difference. No more balancing on a rock like a prehistoric hobbit while you try to eat your instant noodles.
But glamorous in a, say, five-star hotel kind of way? No. It's not. It's glamorous in a “you’re actually *comfortable* while communing with nature and not slowly freezing to death” kind of way. And honestly? That's good enough for me. The kitchen is a definite win, though. More on that later…
Kitchen Included?! What's the setup? I'm a *terrible* cook, so I'm already picturing a disaster.
THANK GOD FOR THE KITCHEN. Seriously. I’m not Gordon Ramsay, by a long shot. You know, I once set a microwave on fire with a frozen burrito. (Don’t ask.) Having a proper kitchen – with a stovetop, a fridge (essential!), and even some basic cookware – is a game-changer. Though, the first time I used the stove, let's just say I created more smoke than a bonfire. I’d forgotten about the whole 'turning the knob' thing. I felt like a total idiot. But hey, the smoke alarm didn't go off, so… success?
The setup varies, depending on which tent you choose. Some have bigger kitchens than others. Make sure you check what's included before you go. You don't want to arrive with a gourmet feast only to discover you're missing a vital pan. I learned that the hard way with a dutch oven and a stubborn roast chicken. Let's just say, there was a *lot* of charcoal residue to clean up. But even with my culinary mishaps, the ability to actually, you know, *cook* is amazing. Imagine: coffee in the morning, proper breakfasts… the possibilities are endless. And the fridge? Hello, cold beer! Crucial for glamping, let me tell you.
Zwolle or Dalfsen? Which is better to visit? I want to know for restaurants and shops.
Okay, this is a tough one. Both are lovely, really. Zwolle's a bigger city, so you have more restaurants, shops, museums…all that jazz. It's got a real buzz to it, and the old city center is beautiful. If you're looking for a wider selection of eats and a bit more “city life,” Zwolle's your choice. I had some incredible Indonesian food there – truly, the best I’ve ever had, and I’ve eaten a lot of Indonesian food.
Dalfsen, on the other hand, is more… quaint. Think charming little shops, a slower pace of life. The countryside around Dalfsen is stunning, perfect for cycling or just wandering around. It's got a more relaxed vibe and it might be exactly what you need if you want to escape the city. If you're after something more relaxed and easygoing, Dalfsen is perfect.
Honestly? I’d say do both. Visit Zwolle for a day of exploring, then head back to Dalfsen for a more relaxed evening. Or, if you are like me, you can keep going back and forth to restaurants, and have the best of both worlds. The glamping is close enough to both, really.
What about the bathroom? Do I have to hike to a communal shower in the freezing cold?
Thank GOD, no. In *most* of the glamping sites I checked, you generally have a private toilet. It's not a porta-potty, thank heavens. They’re usually clean(ish) and functional. Think "slightly nicer than a campsite toilet". Now, the showers? That’s another story. Some have private showers in the tent, which is a major win. Pure luxury. But sometimes, you might be looking at a shared shower block. Don't panic. They're usually pretty decent, but bring flip-flops and your own towel (trust me on that one).
Also, and this is a HUGE tip: Check the water pressure. I’ve had showers with water pressure so weak, it felt like a particularly determined drizzle. Makes shaving… interesting. And another thing: Bring your own shampoo and soap. The little hotel-sized ones aren't going to cut it. Trust me.
One place I stayed had this outdoor shower with hot water. This was a blessing and a menace, all at once. The water was HOT. Like, volcanically hot. It was fantastic after a long day of hiking, but sometimes the water pressure would fluctuate to a trickle. The other day, I had to choose between bathing with no water at all, or scald myself. I think you can imagine what I chose.
Is it kid-friendly? I've got little terrors… I mean, angels. (Mostly.)
Ah, the little darlings. Look, kid-friendliness depends on the specific glamping setup. Some places are *definitely* geared towards families, with playgrounds, activities, and a kid-friendly vibe. Others are more geared toward couples. I've found it's a mixed bag. Always check the reviews! See what other parents say. Are there play areas? Are the tents spacious enough for them to… well… *explore*? (A euphemism for mess up.)
If you're bringing kids, make sure you pack extra supplies. Snacks, obviously. Entertainment – tablets, books, whatever keeps them occupied. And, crucially, wet wipes. For everything. And don't expect to get too much "peace and quiet". Glamping with kids is… an experience. But it's also a memory-maker. Just be prepared for a mess, the inevitable "are we there yets?", and possibly a few tears. (Yours, and theirs. Let’s not judge.)
I took my nieces and nephew one time. One of them managed to get a *massive* amount of chocolate all over the tent. I thought the cleaning bill might be more than the glamping rental itself. It became my most memorable glamping adventure.
Things To Do Nearby? Besides getting lost in the forest...
Oh, plenty! Besides the obvious forest-wandering – which, by the way, is glorious – there's cycling, kayaking, visiting the charming villages… Dalfsen itself has some lovely shops and cafesBest Hotels Blog
