Moree's Baths Motel: Unwind & Rejuvenate Your Soul!
(Let's be real, writing a review is a journey. My soul needs a good soak at Moree's… and maybe a therapy session after this.)
Alright, picture this: you’re fried. Stressed. The world feels like a lukewarm cup of instant coffee you’ve been clutching for far too long. Then, BAM! Moree's Baths Motel: Unwind & Rejuvenate Your Soul! pops up. My gut said, "Book it, you magnificent stressed-out beast." And, reader, I'm here to confess… it was a gamble. But, oh sweet heavens, did it pay off. Here's the lowdown, warts and all, and hopefully, a touch of that Moree magic will rub off on you too.
First, the Accessibility & All That Jazz (or Lack Thereof - sometimes):
Accessibility: Let's cut to the chase. Finding a truly accessible place can be a nightmare. Moree's tries. I'm seeing the Facilities for disabled guests listed. That's promising. I haven’t gotten personal experience with the specifics, but seeing this listed along with Elevator makes me hopeful it is more than just lip service. The website… I've rambled around and had to guess, with the "hotel chain" offering. So I remain suspicious… more digging required!
Internet (Because We Can’t Truly Unwind, Can We?): Thank god for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. Seriously, this is baseline nowadays, but I still appreciate the "Free" bit. Internet Access – LAN? (Remember LANs?) Good for you, Moree's, for catering to the geeks. Also, Wi-Fi in public areas. Essential for posting those "look at me, I'm relaxing!" selfies. (Guilty.)
The Pampering Part: The Reason We Go There
SPA, SPA, SPA! (And the Rest): Okay, here's where Moree's really shines. The Spa is legit. They've got a Pool with view (cue insta-envy!), a Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Spa/sauna. My inner sloth purred. But it's not just about the amenities; it's the experience. The Body wrap, the Body scrub… it's pure indulgence. And the Massage? Sweet relief. I booked a deep tissue, and the therapist… let's just say she wrestled the knots out of my soul. I floated out of there. Absolutely essential for soul-rejuvenation.
Gym/Fitness & Swimming Pool: Moree’s isn’t just about lounging, surprisingly. You can work up a sweat in the Fitness center and then cool off in the Swimming pool. More points!
Foot Bath: I confess, never done this before. But this one is listed. Is this a typo? Maybe a must-try!
Cleanliness and Safety (Because COVID and Common Sense):
The Pandemic Era…and More: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer… they seem to take it seriously. Rooms sanitized between stays is mandatory for me. Staff trained in safety protocol? Excellent. I want to feel safe, not just pampered. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items and Individually-wrapped food options…good steps. Also, the Room sanitization opt-out available option. So, you are allowed to NOT have people in your room. Wow. That's a nice option.
Doctor/nurse on call: Bonus.
Food & Drink (Because Life is About Balance, Right?)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Ah, the fuel for relaxation! Restaurants (plural!), Coffee shop, Poolside bar… my kind of heaven. I had an incredible Breakfast [buffet]. There are Restaurants! I did not expect to enjoy Asian cuisine in restaurant! This place is more than just a place to sleep.
Room service [24-hour]: Essential. End of discussion.
The Extras Speaking of Breakfast in room, I'm a BIG fan. A bit of a hangover cure and a great way to start the day. Bottle of water in the room? Nice touch.
My Quirks and Quirks of Convenience (The "Stuff That Really Matters")
Services and Conveniences: Air conditioning in public area is essential. Daily housekeeping? Praise be. Laundry service? Lifesaver. Cash withdrawal? Always handy. Concierge: You win! They can help you with anything. This is a major bonus in my book.
The Little Things: Blackout curtains? Crucial for sleeping in! I also loved having the Coffee/tea maker in the room. Desk, and Laptop workspace are also essential for those of us who can NEVER truly unplug.
For the Kids (If They’re Dragging You Down Too!)
- Family/child friendly? Good to know. Babysitting service? Excellent. Kids meal, Kids facilities if you’re wrangling with the mini-me's.
Getting Around (Because You Can’t Stay Forever!)
- They have Airport transfer! This is so convenient.
- Car park [free of charge] is an enormous win.
- Taxi service? There if you need it.
The Rooms: The Little Nests of Bliss
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, complimentary tea, desk, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, iron, laptop workspace, mini bar, non-smoking, private bathroom, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, telephone, toiletries, towels, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens… basically, everything you need for maximum comfort.
Couple's room: A nice touch.
The Imperfections: Okay, here's where I get real. I wish they had more eco-friendly options. Also, the website could use a serious upgrade. The pictures are fine but some of the information takes some digging.
In Conclusion… My Confession: Moree's, I'm In Love
Look, I went in with a skeptical "show me" attitude. I am now a convert. It's not perfect. But the good outweighs the questionable ten-fold. The spa, the service, the sheer ability to unwind… it's magic.
My Offer to You:
STOP. RIGHT. NOW. (Okay, maybe finish reading. Then stop.) Are you feeling stressed, exhausted, or on the verge of a full-blown meltdown? Book a stay at Moree's Baths Motel and become the best version of yourself. We’re offering a special "Soul Soother" package:
- Three nights in a luxurious room.
- Daily Breakfast Buffet for each day!
- One Deep Tissue Massage per person.
- Access to all spa facilities (pool with a view, sauna, steam room, and spa/sauna).
- Complimentary Bottle of Wine upon arrival.
Book within the next 7 days and receive a 15% discount on all spa treatments and free valet parking!
Don't just exist. Rejuvenate. Escape. Moree's Baths Motel is calling. Answer the call. Your soul will thank you for it.
(Disclaimer: May experience extreme relaxation and a compulsion to book again. Don't say I didn't warn you.)
Escape to Paradise: Your Luxurious Les Deux Alpes Chalet Awaits!
Alright, buckles, and hold onto your Akubras because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. We're diving headfirst into the heart of Moree, and trust me, it’s… something. Get ready for a journey that's less "precision-engineered experience" and more "slightly chaotic, utterly authentic adventure." We're talking Baths Motel, Moree, and the potential for sunburns, questionable meals, and moments of pure, unadulterated "oh my god, what have I gotten myself into?" bliss.
Baths Motel, Moree: A Messy, Unfiltered Adventure (aka, My Attempt at a Plan)
(Okay, fine, I tried to make a plan. Let's see how long it lasts.)
Day 1: Arrival and… Adjustment
Morning (ish): Arrive at Moree Airport. Assuming the flight isn't delayed, which, knowing my luck, is a big assumption. Dear Qantas, please don't let me spend my entire trip dodging a grounding. Immediately, I'm facing the harsh, beautiful NSW sunlight. Already sweating. Already regretting not checking the weather report. Grab a taxi to the Baths Motel. Pray it looks like the photos online and not like a crime scene.
Mid-morning: Check in. Attempt to unpack. Probably spill something. Maybe the coffee, maybe my suitcase. Let's just say I have a history of disastrous unpacking experiences.
- Quirky Observation: The motel room smells vaguely of chlorine and desperation. I sort of love it already. It's got that classic road-trip vibe, you know? Like, this place has seen things.
Lunch: Find a bakery. This is non-negotiable. I need a pie. A proper, Australian meat pie. Beef and gravy, ideally. God, I'm salivating just thinking about it. I'll wander aimlessly until I find one. Probably ask a local for the "best pie in town" and ignore any sensible advice about cholesterol.
Afternoon: The "Baths" themselves. Gotta hit the Thermal Pools! My spine is practically aching for a soak. Hope it’s not crawling with, I don’t know, swamp monsters or something. I'm told the water is incredible, full of minerals that’ll make you feel all kinds of good. Fingers crossed.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm excited. Genuinely excited. After the flight, the motel room, the pie - I need this like a convict needs parole. If the water is lukewarm, I’m walking out.
Evening: Dinner at… somewhere. Ask the motel receptionist for a recommendation that's not a chain restaurant. Maybe I'll attempt to make a friend. Or at least have a conversation with a human being that isn’t the overly cheerful flight attendant.
- Imperfection Alert: I’ll probably order too much food. It's a bad habit.
Day 2: Moree's Hidden Corners (Probably Literally)
Morning: A proper coffee is a must. No instant nonsense. Need to hunt down a decent cafe for a proper flat white. It shouldn't be too hard.
Mid-morning: Exploring! Wander around town. Check out the art gallery, or the local shops. I’ll try to pretend I have a sense of direction.
- Rambling Time: Okay, so this whole "exploring" thing is a bit vague, I know. I’m not much of a planner. I’m more of a "see where the wind takes me" kinda gal (except in this case, the wind will probably take me straight to the pub). But I also want to be respectful to the First Nations culture and learn a bit about the history of the region. It's a balancing act.
Lunch: Another pie, perhaps? Or maybe a sandwich. Depends on my pie saturation levels. See, I'm starting to get a system. It involves a lot of pie.
Afternoon: Back to the Pools - Doubling Down! This is where things get really… immersive. I’m going to spend hours in those thermal pools. Hours! I’m talking, reading a book (waterproof, obviously), people-watching, generally letting my brain turn to mush.
- Strong Emotion: I need this. I need this in my soul. After all the planning and the flying and the awkward conversations, I just need to relax. And I’m gonna! This is what this entire trip is for. Pure, unstructured bliss.
- Anecdote Warning: I once tried to meditate in a public pool. It did not go well. Let's just say, a rogue inflatable flamingo and a very enthusiastic toddler disrupted my zen. I'm hoping for a more peaceful experience this time.
Evening: A second soak to relax and then, dinner at a Pub. Time to have a big meal and probably a few too many beers. Maybe I’ll even sing karaoke. Don’t judge me.
Day 3: Farewell (Probably with Regret, Hopefully Not Sunburns)
Morning: One last, lingering coffee. Maybe a quick stroll around the town, soaking up that distinct Moree atmosphere. Then, the very unpleasant task of packing (see Day 1, unpacking).
Mid-morning: Check out. Say goodbye to the Baths Motel, probably feeling a little sad to leave it.
Lunch: If there's time and if my stomach can take it - which honestly, it probably can - ONE LAST PIE.
Afternoon: Head to the airport, flight back home.
Final Thoughts: This trip will either be an incredible, life-affirming experience, or a series of minor disasters I'll laugh about for years to come. Either way, I'm ready. Bring on the pies, the thermal pools, and the general chaos. Moree, here I come! And hopefully, I'll be back soon to see what more adventures awaits.
Moree's Baths Motel: Unwind & Rejuvenate Your Soul! (Or, You Know, Maybe Just Get a Good Night's Sleep) - FAQs That Are *Actually* Useful
So, is this place *actually* about rejuvenating your soul? I've seen the tagline...
Okay, look. "Rejuvenating your soul" might be a *slight* exaggeration. Let's be real, I went in expecting a soul-cleansing experience. What I got was... a very effective shower. Honestly, the water pressure was *amazing*. My weary, road-weary soul did appreciate that. Did I have a profound spiritual awakening? No. Did the hot pools make me forget the relentless thrum of the highway for about 20 minutes? Absolutely. Consider it a solid 7/10 in the soul rejuvenation department.
What are the hot pools like? Tell me EVERYTHING.
Alright. The hot pools... this is where Moree *really* shines. They're the big draw, the reason you're probably reading this. First, picture this: I arrived late, road-weary, grumpy about the lack of decent coffee in a 300km radius. Walked into the pool area – BAM! Steam. Warmth. That glorious, distinct smell of – well, you know. It’s kinda like, uh, minerals and… happy people. The lighting? Relaxing, not too blinding, thank goodness. Now, the temperature. Perfect. Not scalding, not tepid. Just… right. I spent at LEAST an hour in there, listening to the faint hum of the pumps and the gentle chatter of other guests. One guy was telling a story about his prize-winning zucchini. Couldn't understand half of it, but it added to the ambiance (and I think I even picked up a tip about how to keep the slugs away!). It was bliss. The only downside? Getting out. That initial cold blast of air post-soak? Brutal. But hey, you’re alive, and feeling pretty darn good. Definitely pack a fluffy towel.
The rooms... are they... clean?
Okay, this is important. Let's be transparent, shall we? Yes. The room I was in was clean. Spotless? No. But clean enough that my germ-phobic tendencies weren't triggered into a full-blown panic. The bed wasn't a cloud, but it was comfortable enough. The bathroom? Functioning, with that aforementioned *amazing* shower. I'm happy. I've seen worse, trust me.
What about breakfast? Is there one? Is it any good?
Breakfast... this is the one area where Moree's Baths Motel isn't winning any Michelin stars. It's the classic motel continental spread. Think toast, cereal, weak coffee, and those pre-packaged muffins. Okay, the muffins are a bit sad. They’re like they peaked sometime in the 90s. My advice? Grab a coffee and a sausage roll from the bakery in town before you head back. Trust me on this one.
Is there a restaurant on-site?
No, there isn't a restaurant. This is a motel, not a resort. But hey, in Moree, you're not exactly short on options. There's a pub down the road that serves hearty meals, and a few takeaways. Do your research beforehand, and bring your own snacks. I learned that lesson the hard way after a late arrival and an empty stomach!
Are there any hidden fees?
None that I encountered. It's pretty straightforward. Pay for your room, pay for the hot pools (if you're not staying in a room that includes them), and that's it. No dodgy charges for "resort fees" or "environmental levies." Refreshing, honestly.
I'm travelling with kids. Is it family-friendly?
Yes, absolutely! The hot pools are perfect for kids (as long as they're supervised, of course!), and there's plenty of space to run around. There wouldn't be any issues bringing the kids, but check the pool hours for the kid-friendly times to avoid upsetting the other weary travelers!
What about the noise? Highway noise? Neighbours?
Highway noise is a thing. You're close to the main road, there'll be traffic. The motel seems to be built pretty effectively, though, so I didn't notice much. The neighbours? Well, it depends. Some people might be noisy, but it's a motel. I'd be surprised if it was incredibly loud, but earplugs are always a good idea – just in case. I was so tired after hitting those pools that I would have slept through a marching band, honestly.
What's the check-in/check-out situation like? Is it easy?
Check-in was a breeze. The staff are friendly and efficient – not the fawning kind, but the genuinely helpful kind. They're not chatty, but will answer your questions! Check-out? Also easy. Just pop your key in the receptacle, and you're done. No drama.
Okay, you love the hot pools. But *really*, are they worth the hype?
Okay, picture this. I'd been driving for HOURS, the sun was baking my brain, and I was grumpy. Then I parked, walked past the reception (which, by the way, is functional, no frills at all, but the lady was nice - and that counts!), and got the key to my room. The room was fine, but the *pool*. Oh, the pool. Do you know the feeling when the muscles ache, you're tense, and you just want to *melt*? That's what happened. I lowered myself into the warm waters and honestly, EVERYTHING melted away. The world's worries? Gone. My aching back? Gone. I closed my eyes, listened to the gentle bubbling of the water, and just... *breathed*. It was so pure. I felt like I'd been through a proper day's work, and the stress just washed away. I'm not kidding, I considered moving into the pool. I left feeling calmer than I had in months. So, yes. They are worth it. One hundred percent. Go for the pools. Forget the muffins.
