Escape to Paradise: Your Private Pool Villa in Corralejo, Fuerteventura Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of, well, let's just say it's a place that promises you a good time. And frankly, after spending a few days there, I've got PLENTY to say. This isn’t going to be your dry, corporate-speak hotel review. We’re talking brutally honest, warts and all. Prepare for the ride.
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First Impressions and the Great Accessibility Debate:
Okay, first thing's first. Accessibility. They SAY they're accessible. But let’s be real, "accessible" can mean anything from “we have a ramp” to “we think a wheelchair might maybe get through the lobby.” I'm happy to report, though, this place actually gets it. The lobby was wide open, the elevator was spacious (a HUGE win), and there were proper ramps everywhere. Big thumbs up for that. I did a bit of recon, I mean, a few laps around the place on my own, and it was a genuine relief to see how they've designed things - definitely wheelchair accessible. They get extra points for the accessible bathrooms in the public areas – clean, well-maintained, and thoughtfully laid out.
Restaurant and Lounge Accessibility: This is where things get a little… well, not quite perfect. While the main restaurant had good access, some of the smaller lounges felt a tiny bit cramped. Not terrible, but something to keep in mind if you're using a wheelchair. Important Note: I didn't see specific mentions regarding accessibility on the website, this hotel needs to be update their web with this, this is a massive opportunity.
Internet - Because We Live in 2024:
Alright, internet. This is crucial. For work, for streaming, for… well, everything. Thankfully, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and it actually worked. Praise be! The Wi-Fi signal in the room was strong, and I didn't have to spend hours wrestling with the login. A big relief after a long day of travel which they also include Internet [LAN] if you need a hard connection. Internet services were easy to use. Wi-Fi in public areas was also decent and a nice touch. The internet was fast.
Things to Do: Relaxation Station (and Maybe a Little Burn…):
Let's talk about unwinding, because that's what we're here for, right?
- Spa: This is where I really went to town. The spa/sauna experience was top-notch. I got seriously into the Sauna and the Steamroom afterwards. The Body scrub felt incredible. They had a Foot bath, heavenly. And the Massage? Oh. My. Goodness. I practically melted into the massage table. Totally worth it. Consider it your personal stress-dissolving escape.
- Swimming Pool and Views: The Swimming pool [outdoor] with a Pool with view was just stunning. I spent ages just floating, staring at the… well, the view. The pool was well-maintained, and clean.
- Fitness Center: Now, the Fitness center was… okay. Let’s just say it wasn't the most modern gym I've ever seen. It had the basics, though. Treadmills, weights, some machines. If you're a serious gym rat, you might be a little disappointed but it gets the job done.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Necessary Basics (and a Few Surprises):
This is a biggie for me. Cleanliness and safety are non-negotiable. And I’m happy to report they seem to take it seriously. The room was spotless, and I mean spotless. The sheets smelled fresh, the floors were clean, and the bathroom sparkled. They were using Anti-viral cleaning products and had Daily disinfection in common areas.
I saw evidence of Staff trained in safety protocol. There were Smoke alarms and a Fire extinguisher that was up to code. I could see CCTV in common areas and also CCTV outside property which always helps me feel secure.
Some other things that made me feel good about the place: Hand sanitizer available everywhere, Hot water linen and laundry washing, and a First aid kit.
Room sanitization opt-out available which is great. They also have Rooms sanitized between stays. Overall I was seriously impressed with their hygiene.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious Food (and a Few Quirks):
Okay, FOOD. This is where things got interesting.
- Restaurants: They have several Restaurants. Each had its own vibe and style.
- Breakfast: The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, let's call it extensive. I'm talking everything from Asian breakfast and Western breakfast. The Breakfast service was efficient and they also offer Breakfast in room.
- Dining Options: They had A la carte in restaurant, and Buffet in restaurant. As a vegetarian, I appreciated the Vegetarian restaurant option. You can also get food in the Coffee/tea in restaurant.
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver when I needed a late-night snack.
- Other Options: They had a Snack bar. Happy hour was pretty good. They also have a Poolside bar: perfect for a late afternoon drink.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter:
- Air conditioning in public area was a godsend.
- Concierge: Helpful and friendly!
- Elevator: Essential.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent. The room was always spotless!
- Laundry service: Convenient.
- Cash withdrawal: Very handy.
- Luggage storage: Always appreciated.
For the Kids:
- Babysitting service: Useful!
- Family/child friendly: Yes! I saw lots of families, and everyone seemed happy.
- Kids facilities: They had a playground.
Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning: Essential!
- Bathrobes and slippers: Nice touches
- Coffee/tea maker: Loved it!
- Daily housekeeping: Great!
- Free bottled water: Always welcome.
- Hair dryer: Needed!
- Internet access – wireless: Worked great!
- Mini bar: Convenient.
- Non-smoking: Good!
- Private bathroom: Of course!
- Satellite/cable channels: Plenty of choices.
- Seating area: Nice to have.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Luxury!
- Shower: Good water pressure.
- Telephone and Wake-up service.
The Little Annoyances (Because Nothing's Perfect):
Look, no place is perfect. Here are a few tiny gripes:
- Sometimes the music in the lobby was a little loud.
- The in-room coffee wasn’t the greatest, but there was a coffee shop nearby.
The Verdict: Is It Worth It?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor quirks, this place is a winner. It's accessible, clean, safe, the staff is friendly, the spa is incredible, and the food (mostly) delicious. The prices are reasonable.
My Recommendation: If you're looking for a relaxing getaway with a little bit of everything, book it. You won't regret it.
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Escape to Paradise: Stunning Koksijde Apartment with Terrace!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is ME – in Fuerteventura, with a private pool, and about to lose my mind in the best possible way. Here goes:
My Messy, Glorious Fuerteventura Itinerary (aka, Surviving Paradise)
Day 1: Arrival and Utter Bliss (Plus a Minor Panic)
- 14:00 - Arrival at Fuerteventura Airport (FUE): Oh. My. God. The sun! It's like a benevolent alien beaming down warm fuzzies. Smells of… something… salty and delicious. Already sweating, and I haven't even seen the villa yet.
- 14:30 - Rental Car Chaos: Okay, so I opted for the "economy" car. It's basically a tin can on wheels. And the guy at the rental place is speaking Rapid Spanish. I think he said something about a "hidden insurance cost," which I’m pretty sure is code for "sucker tax." Fighting the urge to burst into tears. Success! Got the keys and off, in my tiny tin can!
- 15:30 - Check-in to Villa (Hopefully the Right One): Turns out I nailed it! The villa. THE VILLA! It’s like something out of a movie. Private pool, views… Seriously, did I accidentally win the lottery? I immediately dropped my bags (and my jaw) and went straight for the pool.
- 16:00 - Pool Immersion Therapy: The water is…perfect. Salty air, sunshine, the gentle lapping of the water. I achieved peak relaxation… until a rogue inflatable flamingo attacked my cocktail. Minor setback.
- 18:00 - Supermarket Sweep: Time to locate some food and drinks… I found myself wandering around the supermarket and not being able to read almost anything made me panic to be honest. Wine. Cheese. Bread. Olives. Basically, the essentials for surviving a week of luxury.
- 19:30 - Sunset Drinks and Existential Dread: Drinking wine by the pool as the sun dips below the horizon. Seriously, the sky is on fire. I’m slightly terrified of how quickly the week will go. Is this real life?
Day 2: Beaches, Bumps, and a Burnt Face
- 9:00 - Breakfast of Champions (aka, Crusty Bread and Cheese): Managed to assemble a decent breakfast, despite my lack of Spanish skills. Coffee – essential. Contemplating life, the universe, and whether I should apply sunscreen to my entire body.
- 10:00 - Beach Day at Playas de Corralejo: OMG. The sand! It's like walking on powdered sugar. The turquoise water is so clear, I can see the little fishes darting about, It's a good thing I applied the sunscreen.
- 11:00 - Attempting to Surf… Sort of: Signed up for a beginner surf lesson. Turns out, surfing is HARD. More time spent falling off the board than actually riding a wave. Still, the feeling of being tossed around by the ocean is strangely exhilarating and kind of terrifying… in a good way.
- 13:00 - Lunch with a View (and a Sunburn): Found a cute little beachside cafe. The food – simple and delicious. My face is now slightly the color of a lobster. Note to self: Reapply sunscreen IMMEDIATELY.
- 15:00 - Driving lesson. Again: Got the car to be honest, and the roundabouts keep getting me, it should be fine
- 18:00 - Pool time and recovery: More pool time, lots of aloe vera gel applied to my face. Praying to the sun gods for forgiveness.
- 20:00 - Dinner and the existential dread continues: Back home. Got some pasta. Contemplating life.
Day 3: Sand Dunes, Snorkels, and a Near-Disaster with a Donut
- 9:00 - The breakfast of champions…and the existential dread: Again, contemplating life
- 10:00 - Dune Trekking at Dunas de Corralejo: The dunes! They’re massive. Like a desert in the middle of an island. Hiking up them is an exercise in sheer exhaustion. My legs felt like jelly. But the views from the top… breathtaking. Seriously, I wanted to cry.
- 12:00 - Snorkeling Shenanigans: Found a sheltered cove and attempted to snorkel. The water is even more crystal clear. Fish. Coral. The underwater world is beautiful. It also involved a near-drowning experience when I tried to eat a donut while on my back.
- 14:00 - Sunburn Update: My face is officially a different color than the rest of me.
- 16:00 - Back to the Pool for Damage Control: More pool time, hoping to lessen the lobster-esque shade of my skin. Drinking copious amounts of water.
- 18:00 - Attempting to cook: Decided to attempt to cook. It resulted in a minor kitchen fire (thankfully, easily extinguished). Ordered takeaway pizza. Success!
- 20:00 - Stargazing and Contemplating My Life Choices (Again): The sky here is incredible. So many stars. Lying on a lounger, feeling incredibly grateful (despite the sunburn and the minor kitchen fire).
Day 4: A Day of Rest… Sort Of
- 9:00 - The breakfast of champions…again: Contemplating life again
- 10:00 - Sleep In?: Slightly. Woke up feeling like a beached whale, but still decided to not skip the sun.
- 12:00 - Exploring the Town of Corralejo: Wandering around cute shops. Buying souvenirs (mostly for myself). Drinking coffee. Realizing I need to learn at least some Spanish.
- 14:00 - Another Beachside Lunch: This time with an extra helping of sunscreen.
- 15:00 - Pool Day (Again): Because, you know, necessity. Reading a trashy novel. Generally feeling relaxed.
- 17:00 - Attempting to go for a walk: It was hard!
- 19:00 - Dinner at a Restaurant: It was pretty alright, but it wasn't home.
- 20:00 - Watching the sunset: Contemplating my life choices.
Day 5: Island Hopping (and Seasickness)
- 9:00 - The breakfast of champions…again: Contemplating life again.
- 10:00 - Boat Trip to Isla de Lobos: Took a boat trip to a tiny island nearby. Supposed to be a paradise. Got horribly seasick.
- 11:00 - Arriving on the island: The island itself is beautiful. Wobbly legs. Stomach still churning. Managed a short walk, attempting to appreciate the scenery.
- 13:00 - Seasick Recovery and Lunch: Back on the boat, desperately trying to regain my composure. Managed to eat a sandwich. Small victory.
- 15:00 - Back to the Villa (and the Pool): Needed the calming influence of my private pool. Spent the afternoon floating and trying not to think about the boat.
- 18:00 - Feeling much better: The sea calmed me down, or maybe the pool in fact?
- 20:00 - Dinner on the Terrace: Barbecue. Wine. Sunshine. All is forgiven.
Day 6: Adventures! (Perhaps?)
- 9:00 - Breakfast, the usual: Contemplating my life choices, again but a lot more optimistic.
- 10:00 - Deciding to go somewhere: Maybe. I might stay at the villa.
- 12:00 - Exploring: I gave in and went around to explore.
- 14:00 - Another Beachside Lunch: I got really good at this.
- 15:00 - Pool Day (Again): I could stay here forever.
- 17:00 - Going out to run the car: I just can't!
- 19:00 - Going for dinner: It was pretty good again.
- 20:00 - Watching the sunset: Contemplating my life choices.
Day 7: Departure Day (Sobbing Internally)
- 9:00 - Breakfast, the usual: Contemplating my life choices…and how I’m going to survive
So, like, what *IS* this thing, anyway? This whole "FAQ" thing?
Why are the answers so... rambly?
Who are *you*? Like, the person behind all this... brilliance? (Or lack thereof.)
Can I ask you anything? Anything *at all*?
So, about that spaghetti incident...
What do you *like*? What gets you going?
What do you *dislike*? (Besides spaghetti-related incidents, obvioulsy)
How do you handle, like, mistakes? When you mess up?
Anything *else* you'd like to add?
